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The girl opened up her shiny brand-new laptop, eager to read the latest fanfiction of her One True Pairing. Her best friend had said that a non-Yaoi writer recently uploaded a UsUk story.

My OTP is surely amazing, because even someone who doesn't write Yaoi made a fanfiction for it, the girl thought smugly to herself.
Typing in her username and password with fingers trembling in excitement, she found the story very quickly...

"England!" America shouted, weaving expertly through the sea of people crowding the airport walkway...


A giggle escaped the girl's lips, soon to be replaced by a stunned gasp, as words began typing themselves into the fanfiction with bold, clear letters.

The American had just begun to hug England, when a loud thudding noise was heard. Seychelles hovered angrily over America, holding a giant fish in her tanned hands.

England blinked for several moments in a shocked silence, before a teeny smile came over his handsome features. "Thank you, Seychelles. I don't know what I would do without you keeping that idiot's grubby hands off of me."

The little island nation beamed with a glowing pride...


Exiting the tab in a furious ragequit session, the girl picked up her cell phone and dialed her best friend's number, shaking with an unrivaled fury.

"Oh my God, this is awful! Seychelles got in the way of my OTP! I hate her sooooo much!" she whined, the second someone picked up on the other line.

It would seem as if that really was the case this time around.
Before you all start killing me...
1. I'm not a fan of UsUk. I only picked this pairing because it's the most popular pairing in the Hetalia fandom.
2. I'm not ONLY making fun of insane UsUk fans who hate other characters for 'getting in the way of their OTP'. This applies to EVERY fandom and EVERY type of pairing.
xD Kudos to you if you're a UsUk fan, and found this hilarious.
Basic synopsis: the fangirl tries to read a fanfiction, but somehow Seychelles manages to 'get in the way' of England and America.
Hetalia, England, America, and Seychelles belong to Himaruya.
This is a joke, in case you guys couldn't figure that out. LOL, if anyone flames me...I'll think they're downright stupid.
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PickleQueenOfNinjas Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
Are you kidding? I love Seychelles! Though I don't see much of her in most fanatics...
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Yussura Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014
Well, I certainly found this amusing. I don't ship it, but it sure is amusing for these people who you make fun of here~
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MikiCHU7 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Student General Artist

I like USUK, but I like EngSey more. It hurts to know that some people are bashing one of your favorite characters for "getting in the way". :(


must... fave... story...

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ThatMangaGal14 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AHAHAHA! SEYCHELLES YOU LITTLE BI.... UM YEAH. I KINDA HATE HER FOR THIS AND USUK IS MY OTP BUT AHAHAHAH! HILARIOUS!
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starthefelinefox2 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD this made me laugh so hard... 
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HJP0509 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013
usuk......BEST PAIRING EVER AND MY OTP!!!
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ah. I see.
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HJP0509 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013
weeeel one of my OTPS xD I have 3 UsUk, Gerita, and Spamano Clap I wuvs those pairings!!!
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SexyPikachu Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013
I fangirl each and EVERY PAIRING. But, these stories are always hilarious!! XD

Wanna know a rare shipping? Germany x China!!
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LavenderTeacup Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014  Student Writer
For some reason... That sounds like an good ship.... XD
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