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The girl opened up her shiny brand-new laptop, eager to read the latest fanfiction of her One True Pairing. Her best friend had said that a non-Yaoi writer recently uploaded a UsUk story.

My OTP is surely amazing, because even someone who doesn't write Yaoi made a fanfiction for it, the girl thought smugly to herself.
Typing in her username and password with fingers trembling in excitement, she found the story very quickly...

"England!" America shouted, weaving expertly through the sea of people crowding the airport walkway...


A giggle escaped the girl's lips, soon to be replaced by a stunned gasp, as words began typing themselves into the fanfiction with bold, clear letters.

The American had just begun to hug England, when a loud thudding noise was heard. Seychelles hovered angrily over America, holding a giant fish in her tanned hands.

England blinked for several moments in a shocked silence, before a teeny smile came over his handsome features. "Thank you, Seychelles. I don't know what I would do without you keeping that idiot's grubby hands off of me."

The little island nation beamed with a glowing pride...


Exiting the tab in a furious ragequit session, the girl picked up her cell phone and dialed her best friend's number, shaking with an unrivaled fury.

"Oh my God, this is awful! Seychelles got in the way of my OTP! I hate her sooooo much!" she whined, the second someone picked up on the other line.

It would seem as if that really was the case this time around.
Before you all start killing me...
1. I'm not a fan of UsUk. I only picked this pairing because it's the most popular pairing in the Hetalia fandom.
2. I'm not ONLY making fun of insane UsUk fans who hate other characters for 'getting in the way of their OTP'. This applies to EVERY fandom and EVERY type of pairing.
xD Kudos to you if you're a UsUk fan, and found this hilarious.
Basic synopsis: the fangirl tries to read a fanfiction, but somehow Seychelles manages to 'get in the way' of England and America.
Hetalia, England, America, and Seychelles belong to Himaruya.
This is a joke, in case you guys couldn't figure that out. LOL, if anyone flames me...I'll think they're downright stupid.
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:iconanime-kittykat:
Anime-KittyKat Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
PASTAAA AMAZING XD
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:iconlilyoftheprophecy:
lilyoftheprophecy Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014  Student General Artist
XDDD
I SHIP THEM ALL
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InkBlackShadow Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I hope it was a frozen fish Seychelles thumped him with
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BeautifulDesertFoxgl Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
*laughs uncontrollably* God, that was hilarious, even though this is actually my OTP too. Go Seychelles! I wish she were in more fanfictions though... maybe I should write one?
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fluffythehedgehog12 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I find it sad how people would think that way. I like USUK (Actually, UKUS, but it doesn't sound right) and this made me laugh at the sheer pathetic-ness of the fangirl. X'D
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PickleQueenOfNinjas Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
Are you kidding? I love Seychelles! Though I don't see much of her in most fanatics...
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Yussura Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014
Well, I certainly found this amusing. I don't ship it, but it sure is amusing for these people who you make fun of here~
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MikiCHU7 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Student General Artist

I like USUK, but I like EngSey more. It hurts to know that some people are bashing one of your favorite characters for "getting in the way". :(


must... fave... story...

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ThatMangaGal14 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AHAHAHA! SEYCHELLES YOU LITTLE BI.... UM YEAH. I KINDA HATE HER FOR THIS AND USUK IS MY OTP BUT AHAHAHAH! HILARIOUS!
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starthefelinefox2 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
XD this made me laugh so hard... 
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HJP0509 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013
usuk......BEST PAIRING EVER AND MY OTP!!!
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ah. I see.
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HJP0509 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013
weeeel one of my OTPS xD I have 3 UsUk, Gerita, and Spamano Clap I wuvs those pairings!!!
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SexyPikachu Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013
I fangirl each and EVERY PAIRING. But, these stories are always hilarious!! XD

Wanna know a rare shipping? Germany x China!!
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LavenderTeacup Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014  Student Writer
For some reason... That sounds like an good ship.... XD
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD

:stare:

Germany and China?
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CoryKrush Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
UsUk is my OTP... And I found this funny. I love UsUk a LOT, but it's still (sadly) a crack pairing. No one can really get in the way of it, because the America and England don't love each other
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'm glad you found this amusing. ^^ No, it's not a 'crack' pairing, because it makes sense.
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CoryKrush Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
PSH I WAS NOT THINKING.

Well, in any case, it's not canon.
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Yussura Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014
Actually, I'm pretty sure it was implied that they do. I dunno, I mean, in Paint It, White it was implied that FrUk is canon, so maybe I'm talking crapola. XD
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
xD Nope, not canon at all.
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CoryKrush Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
GOD DAMMIT DA CUT ME OFF.

they don't love each other in a romantic way in Hetalia.

AND THUS ENDS MY FANGIRL RANT.
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kanyamidnight Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome! XD
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Danke
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Cordelia-Rosencrantz Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You, my friend, are a super genius for writing this out!
You know, I always wondered why almost everyone bashed Seychelles. I mean, sure she flirted with everyone in Gakuen Hetalia, BUT it's a dating game! What did they expect!? And I totally agree with you on here. I don't mind when the APH girls like Seychelles, or Belarus or whoever "ruins" the yaoi-ness! I mean, it's just a fanfiction! If they want to see whoever end up with whoever, they should either look for fanfictions like that, or write their own fanfiction!
Okay, I'm done ranting.
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you~!
I know, right? It's ridiculous how much hating poor Sey-Sey gets Q~Q
Good rant there!
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Cordelia-Rosencrantz Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No problem~
I know! And, when I first came to the fandom, I asked a few of the fans I spoke/typed with why they hated Seychelles some much, and only 2 out of the 5 of them said something other than, "She ruins [insert pairing here]"
Thanks~
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kimtan1999 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Student Photographer
I'm not sure what I hate more, fans who are like that or pair their OCs (or theirselves) with the characters
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Fans who are like that. I don't mind OCxCanon.
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AwesomeHellee9 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist
I love this !!!!! I dis like how some fan argue that the female cast like Seychelles and Belgium get in the way of yaoi goodness
AWESOMEJOB.
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you
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allfotanime24 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I just loled majorly. My family looks scared by all of my laughing! XD This made my month AND 3 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!
Herp-a-derp-derp
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
xD
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HetaAmerica Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012
I support FrUk, but agree with everything in this.

And I've noticed that the girls who bash Seychelles, tend to pair up their crappy OC's with canon characters.
I mean. .
Seriously?
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'm glad you agree~

^^ I don't have a problem with OC x Canon, as long as the Canon character remains... mostly in character
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HetaAmerica Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012
^^


Oh, I'm talking about the Mary-Sue OC's.
I see way too many of them and it irks me to no end.
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NessieMcCormick Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Student General Artist
This totally made my day! :icontearyguyplz:

Even if I love USUK, I love Seychelles to death (I even pair her with England :3 They look cute together) and every women in the series too (Even Belarus, and she's a special case xD).

There's something called "girl power" that fangirls doesn't seem to understand or notice...
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
^^ xDD
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poi-rozen Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I just don't understand, I mean what's wrong with a female character ending up with one of the dudes. I actually don't support much pairings (except maybe SpainxBela and maybe AustriaxHungary) but that's about it. This is just plain funny for me. xD
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I know, ,right?

:D FUCK YEAH! I ship Spain x Belgium and Austria x Hungary too.
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poi-rozen Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yeah, it's such a shame that I like UK.

and lol, I always like going for the most underrated pairings. xD
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Mountainstrike Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Student Digital Artist
You, my friend, are a genius.

I, personally, am a fan of UsUk, but I found this hilarious. I hate it when fangirls hate on the female countries just because that country gets in the way of their OTP. Their are plenty of Spamano fics that don't mention Belgium. Their are plenty of UsUk fics that don't mention Seychelles. Their are plenty of RoChu fics that don't involve Belarus, the list goes on and on. If you hate the character so much, don't read fics that involve that character! It's that simple.
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Why thank you.

I know, right?
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MoHarri Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Student General Artist
XD I do find this hilarious though I think I would be more freaked out by the words tying themselves into my fan fiction then the fact that someone is getting in the way of it XD

The call to my friend would go something like this

Me: *Picks up cell dials number frantically* pick up pick up pick up pick up pi *hears sound on other end* OH MY GOD MY COMPUTER IS POSSESSED AND IS TYPING THINGS INSIDE OF THE FAN FICTION THAT I'M READING, IT'S GOD TELLING ME TO STOP READING MY FAN FICTION AND READ REAL BOOKS WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XD Great little joke I greatly enjoyed it, and yes I do like USUK
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol 8'D
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MoHarri Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Student General Artist
^-^
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CityOfRHCP13 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012   General Artist
Haha this is great I like usuk and I have no complaints on this story good job!
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks
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LuckyKira Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Student Writer
I adore USUK and yet... I love UKxSey and USxSey. Who gives a flip about girls getting in the way. We're awesome like that ;P I found this hilarious!
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FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
hehe.
I know, right? I'm just like, :iconwthplz: when people complain about it. You know what's weird? It's the GIRLS in our fandom that complain about the Hetalia girls getting in the way... =n=
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